The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

british design, ivy design, British History, english heritage, ivy wall

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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New Server IP
BritCraft Minecraft Server

Brit, tea leaves, tea drinker, traditional tea, BritCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

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BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

British values, British pride, traditional music, classical music, British anthem

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

traditional marching, women marching, historical practice, high body fat, Physical fitness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

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PixelPerfection

physical features, charisma, attractive, Personality, EYES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!

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AncientLoopCraft

speculative fiction, time travel consequences, time travel storytelling, Alternate Realities, time travel limitations

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that even time travelers would be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff.”

you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.

but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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ClickbaitCraft

recipient engagement, email marketing, marketing research, persuasion tactics, persuasive language

so like, u know how u always get those boring emails that are all like “hey come join our server, it’s super cool”? well, guess what? this server is the complete opposite! it’s so bad, it’s good! like, we have lava pits everywhere and the mobs are all super overpowered. but that’s not even the best part.

we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.

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XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!

Leaf decay, Support, Griefing, rules, Elderly

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XMC Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server opened: May 24th
Apply: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45

Features:

Proximity-based voice chat mod
Webmap	https://map.xmcnet.work
Various vanilla+ additions	Mob & Player Head Drops Renewability to select resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay
Bedrock client support	link your accounts
Experimental Features Enabled	Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!

Server Specs and Performance:

Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM: 10 GB
Location: New Jersey

Server Rules:

Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity policy

How to Apply:

Join Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
Go to #Landing and click “Apply”
Admin will review and respond shortly.

We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can I use mods on the server?
   - Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.

2. Is there a voice chat feature on the server?
   - Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.

3. What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?
   - Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.

4. How can I apply to join the server?
   - You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.

5. Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?
   - Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.

6. What are the server specs and performance like?
   - The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.

7. Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?
   - Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.

8. Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?
   - Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.

BagCraft Server – /bag/ Minecraft Server

Manga, guides, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness here.

2. Our community is like a bag of holding, full of circles, clubs, and friends who will have your back no matter what. Need someone to help you fight off a horde of zombies? We got you covered.

3. The events on our server are so insane, you’ll be solving mysteries with the RABBIT SQUAD and searching for missing shrimp. Who knew shrimp could be so elusive?

4. Our content is off the charts, with Grand Assault missions like ShiroKuro where you’ll be facing torment with heavy armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with a twist!

5. And let’s not forget about the 3.5th Anniversary Livestream coming up. Rumor has it, there will be cake. And not just any cake, but cake that gives you superpowers in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong pickaxe, because things are about to get wild!

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GainCraft Minecraft Server

gains progress, muscle progress, Bodybuilding, gains journey, GainCraft

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

British Tradition

XMC Minecraft Server

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