british slang – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blood Moon Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anger, Argument, arsehole, bad behavior, bad manners, Blood, Bloody, british slang, Conflict, Confrontation, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, inappropriate, insult, Moon, name-calling, offensive, Profanity, Realm, Rude, UNACCEPTABLE, uncivilized

Oi mate, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken starts attacking you. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s a freaking party!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer joy to absolute terror in a matter of minutes. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and dance the night away.

So come on, don’t be a bloody arsehole, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your sanity.

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New Server IP
””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British castles, british comedy, British countryside, british culture, british food, British heritage, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british monarchy history, British royalty, british slang, british television, British traditions, Brits, Castle, mash, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

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New Server IP
The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British Art, british culture, British economy, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, british television, British traditions, British weather, Brits, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

bloke, British, british slang, centimeters, Choice, DATING, Expectations, Financial Stability, funny, height, humor, income, ladies, mad, Mate, Minecraft, quid, relationships, Requirements, Server, Standards, tall men, willy size, Women

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Bean’s Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Beans, british slang, buddy, Casual, colloquial, Friend, Greeting, hello, HELO, informal, informal greeting, informal language, Mate, Minecraft, old bean, Pal, Repetition, salutation, Server, Slang, thar, vernacular

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BritCraft Minecraft Server

Britain, BritCraft, British, british accent, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British identity, British memes, british nationality, british people, British pride, british slang, british stereotype, funny, humor, Imagine, LAUGHING, lmao, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, stereotype

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

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BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

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MineBrit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

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New Server IP
OVVYS WORLD – BETTER MC (BMC4) MINECRAFT SERVER

Bmc, Economy, Moddedserver, Pve Economy, smp, Smpearth, Vanillaplus

Welcome to OVVYS World! A passionate 18+ community driven server running the BetterMC (BMC4) modpack. Experience minecraft SMP like never before! Our server is located in America and is fully optimized for BMC4. We have regular backups and make constant quality of life improvements.

Want to join? Make sure you have the Modpack and join us at IP: ovvys.world

IP: ovvys.world

Discord: discord.gg/kTjF8frr9k

Modpack: [b=false]https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4[/b]

Explore the Depths of BetterMC Modded Minecraft Server!

Immersive World Navigation: Navigate our server with ease using an intuitive map that showcases real-time claims and ongoing server activities. Stay on top of the action and carve your path in a world brimming with possibilities.

Economic Brilliance: Engage in a thriving in-game economy meticulously crafted to enhance your gameplay. Discover a carefully balanced economic system that adds depth and excitement to every transaction.

Dedicated Admin and Moderation Team: Enjoy a secure and fair gaming environment with our active team of administrators and moderators. We prioritize the well-being of our community, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for all players.

Rewarding Voting Crates: Your participation matters! Earn valuable rewards through our voting crate system, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. Vote, engage, and reap the benefits.

Vibrant Villager Markets: Explore and interact with diverse villager markets, offering unique goods and services to enhance your Minecraft journey.

And More Awaits You: Uncover a plethora of additional features and surprises that await you on BetterMC. From exclusive events to innovative gameplay elements, our server is a constantly evolving canvas of excitement.

ovvys.world

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New Server IP
Abstract SMP

Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Abstract SMP ! Let me tell you a bit about us and how we’ve become the server we are today! Back in June of 2023, the first owner, TheTerrorAxolotl founded the TA-SMP, the ancestor of the Abstract SMP. However it would not be long before someone else entered the scene. Another owner who goes by the name of Chair was invited to help run the TA-SMP with TheTerrorAxolotl. The TA-SMP slowly but surely grew, and it kept doing so until a downfall. You see the owners hadn’t planned ahead for the server which meant hackers and cheaters started joining. A few minor fixes were made but nothing was permanent. This is where someone who will remain unnamed committed multiple offences got banned. However, a trusted and valued staff member unbanned him and attempted to hide illegal items all over the server. However a plugin called Discord SRV allowed the owners to see what they were planning and banned them before anything else could happen. In early December of 2023, the TA-SMP were planning a Christmas event however no one came. So TheTerrorAxolotl decided to make a new server with every bit of information about running servers he had learnt from the TA-SMP. And low and behold, here we are now! Don’t forget to vote for us!

Please note The Abstract SMP is not associated or working with mojang.

178.33.93.233:25603

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MithCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Server 1.7 PvP/Mine, PvP Kit, Skyblock, Hungergames, online 24/7 completely without lag! Plot system, economy and much more!

jogar.mithcraft.com

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New Server IP
➤ CubedMC – Towny Survival [1.20]

Community, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Ranks, Rankup, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

CubedMC

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!

We are a PvE server. No player killing, no-griefing, and no-stealing rules are strictly enforced.

💸 Earn Money:– 🌿 Farm Resources: Grow crops, chop trees, and mine ores and sell them to the server or player-run shops for some in-game money!– 🗡️ Kill Mobs: Hunt hostile mobs in the wild, or farm mob resources for funds.– 📜 Join Jobs: Select from jobs like Trader, Netherist, Digger, Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Fisherman, Brewer, Blacksmith, Hunter, Beekeeper, and Farmer. The more you rank up, the more jobs you can have!– 💰 Create a Store: Make your own chest shops to sell goods to other players via our PlayerWarps plugin.

🏛️ Run A Town:-Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! Hermits also welcome.-A beginner Traveler can join a town of their choosing to get started on CubedMC.

🌎 No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds:– 🗺️ Explore a permanent 90k x 90k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – 💎 Three resource worlds for gathering materials that reset at the first of every month!– 🎨 A dedicated world for map artists to build their wonderful creations.– 🔮 The Resource End dimension is very popular on the first of the month, so hurry in!

👑 Rank Up With In-Game Money:-Rank up from Traveler all the way to King! Featuring inclusive titles with /male, /female, and /neutral options.-Unlock some unique perks, such as the use of the /workbench and the /enderchest command!-Explore the rank /kits as well, which provide valuable resources. Kits can be obtained daily.-As you rise through the ranks, you can set more homes and join more jobs.

📚 Improve Your Skills:-Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks!-Level up McMMO Abilities and Skills! The higher your skill levels, the stronger your abilities become

🎮 Have Fun and Follow the Rules!-CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

cubedmc.org

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New Server IP
Witchear

Creative, Economy, Towny

Tired of vanilla Minecraft? Dive into a world where magic infuses every adventure, fortunes are forged through thrilling loot drops, and epic battles await!

Key Features:

Custom Magic: Craft or loot enchanted wands and staves, each imbuing you with unique spells to blast foes, summon allies, or bend reality itself! Thrilling Economy: Every 7 minutes, chests rain from the sky, bursting with keys to unlock rare weapons, loot crates, and riches! Barter, gamble, and climb the leaderboards! Survival with a Twist: Conquer challenging mobs, build awe-inspiring fortresses, and test your might in thrilling arenas – all with a touch of magic! Thriving Community: Join a welcoming group of adventurers, forge friendships, and build guilds to leave your mark on the world! Custom Plugins: Discover hidden secrets, master powerful spells, and build a legacy beyond the ordinary! Join the adventure today!

Tag us in your epic moments on Discord: https://discord.gg/nQPsKYG2C6

witchear.com

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GTAHub

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

We are a Grand Theft Auto server based around GTA 5! Our server is very unique and has Mansions which you can buy and store all your items and skyscrapers! One thing we take pride in is our vehicles we have helicopters, fighter jets and tanks! We also have cheat codes that bring in miniguns, rocket launchers and other various items!

gtahub.com

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New Server IP
Niko’s Nextbots [1.20.4]

Nextbots, Nicosnextbots, Nikosnextbots, Nomods, Other

A Minecraft replica / fanmade project based on roblox nico’s nextbots

About

A game heavily inspired by gmod where you get chased by loud png’s – now in Minecraft!Run, gain points, unlock cosmetics, level up your character!So basically, i recreated nnb in Minecraft!

Notice

This is my free time project / project 4fun. But i do care about bugs and issues.

If you found something, please let me know in the comments or here in our discord!

Thanks <3 Oh also 4/5 players recommend for the most fun! Otherwise, the bots will be only following you and your friend, and it will be kinda boring.

Modes:For now there’s only Arcade Mode but I’m also working on Open World & Social Space!

In Arcade Mode your goal is to beat other players by jumping, possessing other bots and killing players,

doing sick parkour etc.!

Just go crazy and have fun!

Arcade Mode Maps:nn_mall – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_poolrooms – Me / EngineerGranie (Niko’s Stuff)nn_camberturn – Mika’s Stunn_russia – Mika’s Stunn_port – Mika’s Stunn_crossroads – Mika’s Stunn_fungle – sgrodriguezv

nn_trainstation – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_hotel – Mika’s Stunn_hauntedmansion – Mika’s Stunn_habitablezone – Ezo&Co (Niko’s Stuff)

Available / Working features:Basically, everything you might know works here!

Wavguns

Possessors

Cosmetics

Emotes

Jump / BHOP

Points (by bhopping, using wavgun, surviving)

Nextbux (by surviving [points/10 = gained nextbuxs])

Events

Updates & Info about them:So as i said before. This is my 4fun project / free time project.

I created this map / server by using command blocks so updating & optimizing stuff is very time consuming.

That’s how often i will push updates:

Major Updates – 1/2 per monthNew maps / bots and other stuff

Bugfixes / Patches – 2/3 times per weekPerformance fixes & Optimizations / General bugfixes

Want to submit your own stuff?We are open to submissions!

Feel free to submit bots / maps / dances and other stuff!

When you will submit something and that will end up in our server, we will put your name hereand also, on the credits wall in server.

For map submission please use PlanetMinecraft

For bots submission please use GitHub Pull Requests

For submitting emotes / blockbench related stuff, please use our discord server!

nnb.nikodaproot.pl

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New Server IP
Addstar MC | Australian | Survival (SlimeFun), Skyblock, Skygrid, Minigames, Prison, Creative and more!

Australia, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, family, Friendly, Fun, Hardcore, Jobs, Kids, Minigames, Mobhunting, Murdermystery, Parkour, Prison, Pve Economy, Safe, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, Survival
If you are looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community, look no further!Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING
Server IP: addstarmc.com

Website: http://www.addstarmc.com/Additional NotesThis server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players.
addstarmc.com
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New Server IP
Endure

Survival, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new biomes for all worlds. The overworld is transformed through Terralith, The nether through Incendium the End through Stelarity. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, there are no ranks, the goal is to have fun, not profit. 1.20.4 supported.

mc.endure.co.za

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New Server IP
MC4U

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MC4U NETWORK

This

Server – [ SKYWARS ] [ MINI GAMES ] [ SURIVIAL + FACTIONS ] [ PARKOUR ] !

Join !

piterka.pl

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