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BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Votes:	5007	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9850
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal care, anal exploration, anal milking, anal play, anal pleasure, anal stimulation, Brit, britfeel, british culture, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, British society, Edition, emotions, feel, feelings, Milking, milking experience, milking process, milking techniques, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Emeralds Found:	2983
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8948
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

Britain, BritCraft, British, british accent, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British identity, British memes, british nationality, british people, British pride, british slang, british stereotype, funny, humor, Imagine, LAUGHING, lmao, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, stereotype

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Crops Grown:	4984	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3540	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

BlueHairCraft Server

Blue shorthair, BlueHairCraft, british people, Clearly Grey, retarded, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!

BanterCraft Minecraft Server

bant, banter, BanterCraft, British banter, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British jokes, british people, British sarcasm, british slang, British sleep, British stereotypes, British wit, Brits, comedy, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Sleep

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British, British architecture, British countryside, british culture, british food, British History, British Isles, British landmarks, British Monarchy, british people, British tourism, British traditions, British weather, Builders, england, English, Exploders, Great Britain, London, Minecraft, proper, Server, tea, Tnt, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

TownyTrolls Minecraft Server

British cities, British community, British countryside, british culture, British environment, British housing, British infrastructure, British lifestyle, British living, british people, British population, British residents, British settlement, British society, British towns, British urban areas, British villages, Brits, Minecraft, Server, Towns, TownyTrolls, uk

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

#youtube, Accents, British, British memes, british people, BritsCraft, collide, Community, CREEPERS, crumpets, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, experiences, Friendly, Fun, humor, memes, social media, Stereotypes, tea, Traditions, travel, United Kingdom, Video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2561	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276

Are you a fan of tea-sipping, crumpet-eating British folks? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a jolly good time as we build castles, ride double-decker buses, and have tea parties with the Queen herself (in-game, of course).

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a dedicated channel for sharing British memes and swapping stories about encounters with British people. Ever been chased by a pack of wild corgis? We have! And we’ll tell you all about it while we mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come on, chap! Join our Minecraft server and experience the best of British culture in a virtual world like never before. Cheers! 🇬🇧

MatureCraft Minecraft Server

adult themes, Dark, Edgy, explicit, Gritty, INTENSE, Mature, mature audience, mature content, mature content warning, mature drama, mature entertainment, mature language, mature programming, mature series, mature storytelling, mature television, mature themes, mature TV show, mature viewership, MatureCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8075	Star Shards Collected:	194
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so mature and gritty, you’ll feel like you’re living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! Join us for epic battles with mutant creepers, intense mining challenges in the depths of the Nether, and a community of players who are as wild and crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a duel. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hardcore Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCousin Minecraft Server

boys and girls, CraftyCousin, creative expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, gendered hobbies, hobby, knitting, knitting as a hobby, knitting for boys, knitting for kids, knitting needles, knitting skills, Minecraft, Server, stepcousin, teaching, traditional gender roles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!

And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!

So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!

HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1559	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4998
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ores Mined:	1533	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	162
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Crops Grown:	8646
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

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