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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 984 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 96 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 191 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!