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BanterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	958	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1181

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crops Grown:	1488	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43