Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧
Why should you join Nonce Island, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato on the server, only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the other players. It took a team of brave adventurers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread to defeat the spud monster and save the day.
But that’s not all! On Nonce Island, you can participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “build the most ridiculous thing you can think of.” From giant toilets to flying pigs, the creativity knows no bounds.
And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the infamous “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most chaos without getting banned.
So come join us on Nonce Island, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen.
Join us and experience a Minecraft world where players wear monocles and top hats, ride around in horse-drawn carriages, and engage in polite debates about the best way to brew a proper cup of tea. Our server is a haven for those who yearn for a taste of British culture in the digital realm.
So why settle for the mundane when you can immerse yourself in a world of refined elegance and sophistication? Join our server today and say cheerio to the boring old America!
Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.
So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player was armed with a diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! They fought bravely, slaying the zombie chickens left and right until they emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory.
But that’s not all! On TRIARII edish, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build castles in the clouds, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.
So come join us at TRIARII edish, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a mysterious player known only as “The Baconator”.
But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Gang, a group of feathered fiends who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the bacon sword for yourself?
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Disco Enderman. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with the coolest mobs in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and become the master of your own Minecraft destiny. No longer will you be shackled by the opinions of others, for you will be free to build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. So come on over and join us on this wild ride of self-discovery and pixelated shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or care what anyone else thinks)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!
| IP | straightup.minecraft.best |
|---|---|
| Description | Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us! |
| New Discord | https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH |
| Old Official Discord | https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf |
The server has been running for 5 years.
No, there are no map resets on this server.
The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.
The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.
| Hypixel | AS SMP | |
|---|---|---|
| Player Base | Massive player base | Small community |
| Gameplay | Diverse minigames, custom game modes | Semi-vanilla survival experience |
| Features | Extensive features, events, challenges | Basic survival features with whitelisting |
| PVP | PVP enabled in specific game modes | PVP enabled everywhere in the world |
| Whitelist | No whitelist | Whitelist to avoid hackers |
FAQ:
1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP? – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.
2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server? – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.
3. What features are available on both servers? – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.
4. Is PVP enabled on these servers? – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.
5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers? – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.
Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!
But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
