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Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP

anti-Jewish sentiment, antisemitic, apparently, British History, British Monarchy, British queen, British royalty, controversial beliefs, controversial statement, discrimination, discriminatory behavior, Elizabeth, Hate Speech, historical controversy, historical figure, intolerance, Minecraft, prejudice, public figure, Queen, Queen Elizabeth, racism, royal family, Royal scandal, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	237

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?

Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, British, british aesthetic, british culture, british design, British fashion, British heritage, British History, British literature, British style, British tradition, Brits, Edition, england, english heritage, english ivy, ivy covered, ivy design, ivy league, ivy pattern, ivy plant, ivy wall, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British castles, british comedy, British countryside, british culture, british food, British heritage, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british monarchy history, British royalty, british slang, british television, British traditions, Brits, Castle, mash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8549	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British Art, british culture, British economy, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, british television, British traditions, British weather, Brits, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	11

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

England Thank You Minecraft Server

british culture, British customs, British etiquette, British History, British identity, British manners, British nationalism, British phrases, British politeness, British pride, British society, British traditions, British values, cultural exchange, england, Gratitude, international relations, Minecraft, politeness, Server, thank you, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Minecraft SMP: BritCrafters

Brit, Britain, BritCrafters, British, british culture, British History, britpop, edish, edish cuisine, edish food, edish recipes, ISLAND, island life, island vibes, islander, Minecraft, nonce, nonce island life, nonce islander, noncery, noncing, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1184	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Nonce Island, where the grass is green, the mobs are mean, and the players are a little bit off their rockers. Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists!

Why should you join Nonce Island, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato on the server, only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the other players. It took a team of brave adventurers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread to defeat the spud monster and save the day.

But that’s not all! On Nonce Island, you can participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “build the most ridiculous thing you can think of.” From giant toilets to flying pigs, the creativity knows no bounds.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the infamous “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most chaos without getting banned.

So come join us on Nonce Island, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen.

ClassyBrits Minecraft Server

America is stupid, British charm, british culture, British education, British elegance, British etiquette, British grace, British History, British Intelligence, British lifestyle, British manners, British pride, British refinement, British society, British sophistication, British traditions, British values, Class, ClassyBrits, Minecraft, move to Britain, Server, The British

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mines Excavated:	1702	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of living in a country that lacks sophistication and elegance? Do you dream of sipping tea and discussing the finer things in life with fellow Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is the perfect virtual destination for those who appreciate British charm and class!

Join us and experience a Minecraft world where players wear monocles and top hats, ride around in horse-drawn carriages, and engage in polite debates about the best way to brew a proper cup of tea. Our server is a haven for those who yearn for a taste of British culture in the digital realm.

So why settle for the mundane when you can immerse yourself in a world of refined elegance and sophistication? Join our server today and say cheerio to the boring old America!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	775
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Farms Harvested:	286	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	1333
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1402
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!