British History MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fur Kingdom Adventure 1.21.1

Drama, Shakespeare, King Henry V, loyalty, Honor

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

We’ve got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle, making this server more lit than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your own sanity.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this pixelated world together!

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Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!

anthropology, Celtic Britain, Marriage, PATRILOCAL, Men

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!

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Iron Age MatrilocityCraft

MatrilocityCraft, genetic markers, archaeological discoveries, Iron, migration patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we got continental influx and pervasive matrilocality up in this bizzz! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil story. So, one time, this player joined and found a secret underground village full of villagers who were actually aliens in disguise! They gave him special powers to control the weather and summon llamas to ride into battle. It was lit, fam. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes. Join now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, woo!

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Celtic Sisterhood Server

gender dynamics, matrilocal arrangement, Gender Roles, iron age britain, cultural practices

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

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Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP

intolerance, antisemitic, Royal scandal, public figure, British Monarchy

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?

Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

ivy wall, ivy design, british aesthetic, ivy plant, Minecraft

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

british culture, British landmarks, Castle, British castles, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

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The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

United Kingdom, england, world domination, English language, White House burning

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

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N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

social commentary, scotland, Analysis, uk, media personality

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, British literature, British traditions, Brits, British society

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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