British Grenadiers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	462859	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	7202	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2715
Votes:	4208	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Villages Defended:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	8160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1273	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	215
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	7282
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Potions Brewed:	123	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Star Shards Collected:	110	Love Letters Sent:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!