British government Minecraft Servers

British government Minecraft Servers

  • BrexiteerCraft

    BrexiteerCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3536
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 6730
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

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    lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • River Shire

    River Shire
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Animals Bred: 158 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3155
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

    Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

    Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

    Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

    mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dreamscape Minecraft Server

    Dreamscape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3274
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

    So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

    Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6898
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9876
    Enchantments Applied: 199 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4006
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Towns Built: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

    And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

    But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

    SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4848
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 659

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

    Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Potions Brewed: 51
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

    Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5501
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9392 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DimondCraft Minecraft server

    DimondCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ores Mined: 8252
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Potions Brewed: 54
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

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    Please come in soon

    DimondCraft7901.aternos.me:64218

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  • Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

    Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3362
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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