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””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.

3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, BOTANY, Brit, British flora, Brits, chaparral, desert plants, flora and fauna, gardening, horticulture, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, native plants, Nature, outdoor plants, plant identification, plant species, plant taxonomy, Server, shrubs, succulents, United Kingdom, wildflowers, yucca

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Spears Created:	19
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3072
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	6164
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	366279	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, True

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?