British Etiquette MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No, it’s a Minecraft server!

first come first serve, straight face, protective mum, oxygen prongs, oxygen cylinder

Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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England Thank You Minecraft Server

politeness, Minecraft, British customs, British manners, British phrases

Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

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ClassyBrits Minecraft Server

British manners, British refinement, british culture, Minecraft, British etiquette

Are you tired of living in a country that lacks sophistication and elegance? Do you dream of sipping tea and discussing the finer things in life with fellow Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is the perfect virtual destination for those who appreciate British charm and class!

Join us and experience a Minecraft world where players wear monocles and top hats, ride around in horse-drawn carriages, and engage in polite debates about the best way to brew a proper cup of tea. Our server is a haven for those who yearn for a taste of British culture in the digital realm.

So why settle for the mundane when you can immerse yourself in a world of refined elegance and sophistication? Join our server today and say cheerio to the boring old America!

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Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server

Server, Michimata Batoya, Gaming, VOMS, Amano Pikamee Archive

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a journey to outer space! 🚀 Join us and explore the galaxy with Henya the Genius from Vshojo as your guide. She’ll teach you how to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks and fly to the moon in style.

But that’s not all! You’ll also meet the rest of the VOMS Project crew, including Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. Together, you’ll battle aliens, mine for space ore, and maybe even discover a new planet filled with creepers in astronaut suits.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got bonus content from Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee. They’ll show you how to survive in space using only a stick and a potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌

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Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

Gaming Community, confirmed winner, EXCITEMENT, favorite games, McCraftface

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Crafty GOP Griefers

Working class, gop, Benefits, republicans, Economy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

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Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

crying, future hopes, unrequited love, Minecraft, difficult situation

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

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Dragon Droppings

must watch, Steampunk, series, Droppings, adaptation

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

Server, relationships, romantic fantasies, forbidden love, Desires

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Underrepresentation, women in stem, Population, girl, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

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