Wacky Chunks and Cheeky Bums

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Join Now: The Most Absurd Minecraft Server You’ll Wish You Never Knew Existed!

Welcome to the apocalyptic realm of block-based destiny! Ever wonder what insane reality we live in? Well, step right up and plunge into the swirling vortex of our server where everything is true and nothing is logic. You’ll find yourself questioning if the sky is blue because it’s a lie and grass is screaming in agony. Our server is both the greatest playground and the darkest abyss! Or was it the other way around? Who can really say anymore?

Feature	Explanation
Infinite Creeper Hugs	Experience the physical embrace of a thousand creepers, but they only explode love!
Time Travel in Blocks	Every block you place is a tear in the fabric of reality, bending time to your will! Or is it to your demise?
Zombie Parades	Every full moon, the zombies march with whimsical music, demanding your cupcakes and kittens.
Whispering Biomes	This biome tells you secrets about your childhood but they might not be yours.
The Hidden Necron	Summon this being through ritualistic crafting, although “hidden” might mean “lost” or “never existed.”

Frequently Questioned Answers

Q: Is griefing allowed?A: Only if you can hear the whispers of the blocks asking for it! But only on Thursdays when the sun is purple!

Q: What do I need to play?A: Your soul, a slice of bread, and a strong disavowal of reality are required. Or was it just a love for chaos?

Q: Can I be friends with the other players?A: Define “friends.” Can they truly understand your longing to communicate with the void? Probably not.

Bewildering Testimonials

“Extra credits suck my chunks, but where do they lead?”

“What does that actually mean? I feel like I’m inside a paradox.”“Couple of questions make this server my home… or prison?”

God Save The Queen Realm

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JOIN NOW: The Greatest Minecraft Server You Never Knew Existed (or did you?)

Welcome to the upside-down world where blocks breathe and the nether sings! This server, possibly named “The Echoing Paradox”, is the most exceptional chaos your reality has ever dimly perceived. Or is it the worst? Are YOU even real? Come find out! Forget the laws of physics; in this place, pigs fly and diamonds are made of spaghetti. We’ll twist your mind until you question your existence!

Features that Will Make Your Head Explode:

Feature	Reality Rating
Exploding Sheep that Give You Gold if You Sing!	-∞ (Yes, it’s that bad)
Endless Waterfalls of Chocolate Milk!	Probably just a mirage
Enderman Conspiracy Meetings at Midnight!	100% true…maybe?
PVP with Live Unicorns and Ghosts!	Very rare; they only appear if you chant
Every Block Will Miss You When You Log Off!	Valid point…but why?

Frequently Asked Questions (or not):

What version of Minecraft do you use?: Time is a flat circle; Minecraft is merely a suggestion of existence!
Can I be a moderator?: Only if you can decipher the ancient runes carved into the fabric of time, strange traveler.
Is this server safe for children?: Children? Are we really sure they exist? Who’s to say?
Will I lose my stuff if I die?: Not if you truly believe in the power of friendship and rainbows. But maybe!

Random Quotes from Not-So-Random Users:

“>Anon if you say God save the queen and sing Britannia rules the waves you can have me! Be honest, would you?”

“I can’t even tell if I’m awake or dreaming, but this server? TOTALLY REAL!”

“What even are blocks? Are we the blocks? The blocks are us??”

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

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Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

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BritHumor Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

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””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.

3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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”’/Brit/ Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we built in the Nether – it’s a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the new currency on our server, and let me tell you, things can get pretty heated in the potato market.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just be careful not to trigger the booby traps – trust me, I learned that the hard way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. But fair warning – once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the perfect debut edition of our Minecraft SMP!

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BabyBlockInn

Assistance, baby, BabyBlockInn, bathe, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, decision, family, gender, Help, in-laws, Interest, Kids, MIL, newborn, parenting, refusing, relationships, Support, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

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Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic impact, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, OligarchFree, oligarchy, Politics, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, Server, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world news, zelenskyy, Zone

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!

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CraftyZeleWarSummit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZeleWarSummit, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, long-term solutions, military intervention, negotiation strategies, ongoing crisis, peace process, peace summit, peace talks, political negotiations, regional stability, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.

you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.

we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!

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Krtminec

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At the beginning of the summer holidays, an unforgettable event will take place to mark the launch of our server. Come to our Discord server for details! krtminec.cz/discord Krtminec, your server for the summer!

mc.krtminec.cz:25603

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S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!

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⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️

Tired of your basic Minecraft server, flooded with plugins to the moon? Want to relax and play some classic Minecraft? This server is just for you.

S0 SMP is not only a server with a great community, but also one with just enough balance for action and peace, a role model for what real Minecraft servers should be! Our plugins have tried to maintain this classic feel, including our TP, /home, and RTP plugins! Interested in joining our adventure? JOIN S0 SMP!!!

Discord: https://discord.gg/K8BCK4UfRZ Java 1.20.6 IP: 173.240.148.245

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is not modded. It aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build wherever you like.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Be respectful of other players.
Are there any mini-games on the server?	Currently, the server focuses on survival gameplay. Mini-games may be added in the future.

Minecraft server: XIVCraft – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, bakers, Chocorpokkur, data mining, DAWNTRAIL, discussion, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming news, In-game Events, Linkshells, maintenance, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Patch 7.0, Preliminary Notes, Resources, Server, Twitch viewer rewards campaign, Updates, video game, XIVCraft

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server for the Prepped for All-night Dawntrail Edition! We’ve data mined so much, we found diamonds in real life! Watch out for creepers and Endermen as you embark on this epic journey.

Our server is so advanced, it’s like Patch 7.0 in Final Fantasy XIV. We’ve got preliminary notes that will blow your mind and resources that will make you question reality. Free Companies and Linkshells are waiting for you to join and conquer the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! In-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign will have you glued to your screen for hours. And don’t forget about the All Worlds Maintenance happening now – it’s like a mini-game within the game!

Bakers, make sure to update your subject line to Dawntrail instead of Endwalker. Trust us, it’s a game-changer. Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the memories you’ll make on our server.

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StrangeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the characters are as strange as this series you’re talking about! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable fashion choices.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures using only their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and fight for justice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those weirdly sexual character designs. Or maybe not. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blocky world of chaos.

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SmokeFreeBaby Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with chain-smoking, overnight-staying, boundary-crossing in-laws! 🚭🤦‍♂️

Join us if you want a smoke-free environment for your virtual adventures, because we don’t need any second or third-hand smoke ruining our blocky paradise! 🚫💨

Our server is FIL-proof, so you can game in peace without worrying about your in-laws crashing your pixelated party and overstaying their welcome. 😂🎮

Plus, we have a special “No Chain Smokers Allowed” rule, because we believe everyone deserves a fresh, smoke-free start in Minecraft! 🌟🚭

So come on over and build with us, where the only thing smoking is our redstone creations! 🔥💎 #NoFILZone

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HotelCraft38

Accommodation, Bonding, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, extended family, family, Hotel, HotelCraft38, mental health, parents, quality time, relationships, self-care, Siblings, Understanding, vacation, Visit

Are you tired of family drama following you wherever you go? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family without all the baggage!

Our server offers a neutral location for you to relax and recharge, away from pushy moms and guilt-tripping sisters. Build your dream home with a lake view, club pool, and plenty of space for gatherings – all without the drama of real life family dynamics.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into staying at their house – choose our server for a stress-free vacation experience. Who needs real family when you can have a virtual one that never argues about where to stay? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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Blocky Evacuation: US vs. Lebanon

AMERICANS, blocky, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic efforts., emergency response, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation procedures, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, potential conflict, Safety, security measures, Tensions, US government

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be evacuating americans from lebanon but in a wacky and hilarious way! we have helicopters dropping players into the battlefield and you have to dodge explosions and flying chickens to survive! who needs real war when you can have this chaotic mess of a server? join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!

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