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Blocky Brits

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BorderBlockParty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	602
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftyCriminals

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so why not join our minecraft server where you can let out all your criminal tendencies in a virtual world?? build a secret underground lair, steal diamonds from other players, and even start a virtual gang war!

we have a special plugin that turns all the animals into cops, so you better watch out or you might end up in virtual jail! but don’t worry, you can always bribe the virtual judge with virtual emeralds to get out early.

join now and let your inner criminal run wild in our crazy minecraft world!

Loot & Laughs Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1077	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

HEY U! YEAH U! R U SICK OF MATH BEING A PAIN IN UR BLOCKY BUTT? WELL, JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE MATH IS FUN AND EASY! WE GOT CRAZY PUZZLES THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME!

IMAGINE FIGHTING A GIANT CREEPER THAT CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY SOLVING A TRIGONOMETRY EQUATION! OR BUILDING A CASTLE USING GEOMETRY SKILLS!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE U HAVE TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS RELATED TO MONEY, FOOD, AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS TO UNLOCK RARE LOOT!

SO JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MATH WIZARD IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST WHO LOVES ALGEBRA! WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GET MATHY, Y’ALL!

Galactic Grind: Where Aliens Play Minecraft and Adulthood is a Myth

Adulthood, age-restriction, aliens, application, Community, copper variants, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Galactic, grind, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Minecraft, Myth, Play, Server, smp, staf, tuff variants, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Overview

Server Name	Astros Reach
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age	1 year
Server Version	1.20.4
Features	Long-term vanilla world Free community-use creative world Weekly and monthly events Helpful community Caring staff members

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Questions	Answers
How do I join Astros Reach?	In order to join, you need to join our Discord and fill out a short application. Our staff will then contact you to provide all the necessary information. Ages 18 and older only.
What is the server’s focus?	The server primarily focuses on vanilla Minecraft gameplay, inspired by Hermitcraft. We also run Fabric for game optimization mods and cosmetic features.
What are the new features added to the server?	We have added the new 1.21 blocks, such as tuff variants, copper variants, and autocrafter. We also have recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be over the age of 18 to join Astros Reach. A microphone is heavily recommended.
What are the server’s hardware specifications?	The server runs on high-end, lag-free hardware with Ryzen 9 5950X and 10GB DDR4 RAM.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	188
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are so sharp, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game! With graphics quality set to ultra high and ray tracing turned on, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures in style.

Our game mode is Open World Survival, where you’ll have to fend off zombies, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama while trying to build your dream base. But don’t worry, life is good here – as long as you remember to bring your diamond sword!

Join us for the most immersive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Time to craft, mine, and conquer your way to victory on our epic server!

MineUnity League – Day 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1101	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to dive into the wacky world of the /vt/ League Unity Cup? This Minecraft server is like no other, where you can experience the thrill of live management on PES16 while embodying the culture of your favorite threads and generals.

Join us for some divegrass action, where threads and generals compete in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs real soccer when you can watch AI versus AI matches that are more intense than a creeper explosion?

Mark your calendars for July 6-7, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins. Head over to our website to watch all the action unfold and witness the chaos firsthand.

But wait, there’s more! Download the Official ∕vt∕ League Album and get pumped up for the matches ahead. Who will come out on top? Will /who/ defeat /hfz/ in a showdown for the ages? Will /skynetFC/ rise to victory against their TBD opponents?

Don’t miss out on the excitement, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. See you on the server, where anything can happen – even a diamond pickaxe wielding zombie joining the game!

PixelatedEscape Minecraft Server

Adventure, Breakaway, creativity, Digital Detox, disconnect, Escape, everyday life, Explore, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, PixelatedEscape, Reality, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, travel, unwind, wellness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	587682
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Tired of adulting? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to play a round of spleef with our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with endermen and zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

ImprobableCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3348	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	225
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!

KhersonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

KurdCraft: Turkey Edition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6970	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1731
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server where turkeys are advancing into kurdistan territory! like, imagine the chaos and madness, it’s like a real-life turkey war but in minecraft! join us now and help defend or conquer the turkey empire, it’s gonna be a gobble-tastic time! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total barnyard party up in here. don’t miss out on the turkey invasion, join now and let’s make minecraft history together!