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BanterCraft Minecraft Server

bant, banter, BanterCraft, British banter, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British jokes, british people, British sarcasm, british slang, British sleep, British stereotypes, British wit, Brits, comedy, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Sleep

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3737
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Evil Twin Fights:	5

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	9634
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6621	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crops Grown:	6515	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8461	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	9431
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Void Gems Collected:	30

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

raftel.craft.gg:10025