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Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Emeralds Found:	581
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Crops Grown:	7406
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	292984	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9702	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	238
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3290	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2777	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	4970
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!