British MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PoutineParty Minecraft Server

Cross-cultural, Unity, solidarity, poutine, Rally

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, even a british parliamentarian is like, “yo, u.k. we gotta rally around canada on this server, it’s that good.” and then he throws a poutine party to celebrate how awesome it is. like, can you imagine how crazy that party must have been? poutine everywhere, people building epic structures, having epic battles, and just having a blast. you gotta join this server, man. it’s the place to be for all the cool kids. come join us and let’s have a poutine party of our own!

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Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

leadership, Minecraft, controversial leaders, Government, united states

So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server

$2 billion, Support, funding, Diplomacy, British

lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we’d have the most epic air-defence missiles in all of block land! join our server now and help us defend against the creepers and zombies with our state-of-the-art weaponry! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to meet the legendary herobrine! #minecraftgoals #airdefencemissilesftw

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CeasefireCraftUKFraUkrUS

Ukraine, peace talks, cooperation, Diplomacy, ceasefire plan

so, like, imagine this, right? you spawn into this wild minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a war zone between Britain, France, and Ukraine. but get this, the British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is there too, leading the charge with his diamond sword and enchanted armor.

we’ve got crazy battles happening all the time, with explosions and chaos everywhere. but don’t worry, we’re working on a ceasefire plan to present to the United States. because, you know, why not involve the US in our minecraft wars too?

join us for the most epic and insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for Keir Starmer, he’s a beast on the battlefield.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

political turmoil, war zone, current events, Server, 70s

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where even British couples in their 70s are getting arrested by the Taliban in Afghanistan just to play with us! Like, if that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is! We’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky terrorists. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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Trumpageddon Funland

speculation, current events, Trumpageddon, British, Politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when Trump finally kicks the bucket! Imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue as players build statues of Trump only to blow them up in celebration! Join us for the ultimate party when the time comes and let’s make Minecraft great again…in a totally ridiculous and hilarious way!

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Urban Unity Minecraft 1.21.1

United Kingdom, Fight, Politics, immigration, London

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, fam. This server is like, the ultimate battleground for repping the Yookay, ya know? London and Birmingham are like, total minorities here, so who’s gonna fight for our beloved country, right? Join us and show those non-English peeps who’s boss in the blocky world! Let’s make the Yookay proud, one pixel at a time!

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CraftyCavill007

Potential, CraftyCavill007, Spy, Rumors, Henry Cavill

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll get to play alongside Henry Cavill himself as he takes on the role of James Bond in a wild and wacky adventure. Picture this: Henry Cavill in a tuxedo, fighting off creepers and zombies with nothing but his charm and a diamond sword. It’s the crossover you never knew you needed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with llamas in top hats and monocles to solve puzzles and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other. Henry Cavill as James Bond is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you!

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Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, tradition, British, Boycott, Rebellion

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

Manners, Kettle, History, TeaAndCrumpets, Monarchy

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

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