BritCraft Minecraft Servers

BritCraft Minecraft Servers

  • BritCraft

    BritCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2355
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 704
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

    Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to flex your manly Minecraft muscles on the ultimate server for macho miners? Join us on the manliest Briton server, where the sun never sets on our virtual empire of testosterone-fueled block building!

    If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.

    Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?

    So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCholesterolBusters

    CraftyCholesterolBusters
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 830
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7731 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

    Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

    Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

    So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

    BlockyWorld Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2731
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Divine Spears Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

    PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8706
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

    But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

    So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

    Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9025
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

    CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7485
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1633 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

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  • DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

    DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4558
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 196
    Votes: 4069 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!

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  • LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    LiberalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1913
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

    2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RawCraft Minecraft Server

    RawCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1043
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1760
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Tarps are back and they are RAW! That’s right, these Tarps are not your average tarps – they’re wild, they’re unpredictable, and they’re ready to take over the world of Minecraft!

    Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Raw Tarps and prove your worth as a true Minecraft warrior. But be warned, these Tarps are not to be taken lightly – they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained while you try to survive the Tarpocalypse. From epic battles with giant chickens to quests to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it alive – and with a new appreciation for the power of the Raw Tarps.

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  • HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love

    HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 890
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 4997
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships are taken to a whole new level! Just like the questionable texts between your husband and his coworker, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.

    So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!

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  • BlockyKinkLand

    BlockyKinkLand
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6957
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4123 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!

    Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.

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