Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.
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Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!
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Positive and enjoyable gaming environment with a whitelist system to keep out hackers and griefers.
Events
Regular community events, competitions, and projects including The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and more.
Whitelist Application
Join the server by filling out a whitelist application on the Discord server.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the SangriaCraft server?
To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel for instructions on the application process.
2. What type of events are hosted on the server?
We host events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. These events offer rewards and fun community activities.
3. How does SangriaCraft ensure a positive gaming environment?
We use a whitelist system to carefully vet and approve players with good intentions. This helps keep the server free from hackers and griefers, creating a peaceful community for all players.
4. Can I contribute to the server’s decision-making process?
Yes, SangriaCraft values transparency and community input. We share financial details and allow players to provide feedback through polls. Changes require an 80% approval rating from the community to be implemented.
5. What updates have recently been made to the server?
We have enabled auto crafters and introduced new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds. Stay tuned for more updates and improvements!
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