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BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phased Connectivity Gang

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gang, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phased, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Items Found:	7994
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8737	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and chaos!

Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchantress to Dizzy the daredevil. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next – whether it’s building giant chicken statues or staging epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and even a pet zombie named Bob. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom (just watch out for the cursed chicken that guards it).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or the next victim of Jelly’s prank war. The choice is yours!

Phi Psi Factions

Alliance, Allies, battlefield, Combat, Community, competitive, Conquer, DOMINATE, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mining, pay to win, PvP, Raiding, Rivals, Skills, strategy, wealth, welcome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to Phi Psi Factions! Version: 1.18.2

Are you ready to conquer, raid, and dominate? Join Phi Psi Factions, where Factions and PvP thrive with a friendly, competitive community!

135.148.151.172:25630

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most smile-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Legend has it, those who join our server will have the chance to uncover their own hidden treasures and maybe even befriend a creeper or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. From towering castles made entirely of cake to rollercoasters that defy gravity, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, smile-filled adventure and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

> Watch Dogs is Unrealsiti – Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Chicago, Conspiracy, crime, Cyberpunk, Dogs, futuristic, gameplay, HACKING, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Protagonist, smp, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, ubisoft, unrealistic, Unrealsiti, video game, Vigilante, virtual reality, watch, WatchDogs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life episode of Watchdogs!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players are constantly hacking into each other’s bases, setting traps with redstone contraptions, and even staging elaborate heists to steal each other’s loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald trade.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with espionage, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything), then join our server today! Just be prepared to watch your back at all times because you never know who might be plotting against you.

Minecraft Server: Update or Bust

Bust, community engagement, delisted, early access, game abandonment, game communication, game development, game maintenance, game management, game oversight, Game Progress, game quality, game removal, game support, game transparency, game updates, gaming industry, long tail, Minecraft, player feedback, Server, Steam, update, Updates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated in ages? Look no further! Our server is so cutting-edge that if an early access game goes 6+ months without an update, it should be delisted off Steam, we’re always ahead of the game! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. So come on, dive into the madness and join us today!

Wacky Minecraft SMP Songs

#youtube, favorite music, favorite songs, Lyrics, Mannerbund, Minecraft, Music, music community, music discovery, music discovery platform, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music playlist suggestions, music playlists, music recommendations, music sharing, music streaming, Playlists, smp, song lyrics, song procurement, songs, Wacky, WN songs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden apples, and even a secret society called the Mannerbund who control the fate of the server with their mystical powers.

But that’s not all! We also have a jukebox filled with the weirdest and wildest songs you’ve ever heard. From cat meows to zombie groans, you’ll never know what you’ll hear next.

So come join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

ForsakenCraft

Builder, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, market, PvP, Rewards, Skills, smp, strategy, Survival, Trading, warrior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Why should you join? Our SMP isn’t just any ordinary server – we’ve packed it with amazing plugins to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. With unique features designed to enhance gameplay, you’ll enjoy: A Thriving Economy – Trade, earn, and dominate the market! Intense PVP Mechanics – Challenge and conquer your enemies. Custom Plugins – Build, explore, and survive with exclusive tools. Community Events – Compete in challenges and win epic rewards!

Bring your friends or make new ones as you rise to the top in a server where strategy, skill, and fun collide. Whether you’re a builder, a trader, or a fierce warrior, there’s a place for everyone here!

ForsakenCraft.us

Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server

Anon, Awareness, Cancer, Chronicles, Community, Crafty, el salvador, fight against cancer, health, Hope, inspiration, Journey, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, Personal story, positivity, resilience, Server, sharing, solidarity, strength, Support, survivor, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4266	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is llama spit and the only rule is to never trust a chicken wearing sunglasses.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty pet rock named Steve.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary EL Salvador cancer anon, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance this elusive creature and claim its enchanted disco ball as your prize?

So come on, what’s your story? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Community, discussion, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, INFORMATION, Ingame Chat Channel, Launch, live updates, Minecraft, Official Wiki, online gaming, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 General, poe2g, Purchase, smp, Trade Site, Trading, twitch drops, Updates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a chance to win insane Twitch Drops every week – we’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command!

Our live updates are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. One time, we accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes – it was chaos, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our patch notes. We once added a new dimension where everything is made of candy and you have to fight off evil gummy bears to survive. It was a sticky situation, but totally worth it.

Buy an early access key to unlock exclusive content like a jetpack that lets you fly around the map or a magic wand that turns all the blocks into giant cupcakes.

Still not convinced? Our FAQ will answer all your burning questions, like “Can I ride a dragon into battle?” (Spoiler alert: yes, you can).

Join our Minecraft SMP today and trade with other players on our insane trade site – you never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find. Plus, our official wiki is filled with tips and tricks to help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and enter the chat channel/global 1488 to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are! Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

Mythara Network

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7608
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	559
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

New chill server! Are you bored from all that P2W and only PVP Servers? And you only want to have a good experience playing minecraft with a good community and just chilling and grinding!? This is your place.

mc.mythara.online:25157