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BritBlockBanter Minecraft Servers

  • BritBlockBanter

    BritBlockBanter
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3053
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Animals Bred: 196
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

    Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9341
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Crops Grown: 6267 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6811
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Farms Harvested: 508
    Towns Built: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5306
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9200
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 922
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7049
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7958 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 472
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9428
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6075
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4992
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 134
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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