Britain Minecraft Servers

Britain

  • TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

    TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

    Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

    We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

    Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

    Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

    So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

    ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!

    build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!

    so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBrits vs. Israel

    BlockyBrits vs. Israel

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

    our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Yeah, I’m starting to see why historically Britain and Germany…Minecraft SMP Masters

    Yeah, I’m starting to see why historically Britain and Germany…Minecraft SMP Masters

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between factions that make the Hundred Years’ War look like a playground scuffle.

    We’ve got players building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and redstone contraptions that would make Da Vinci jealous. And don’t even get me started on the underground secret societies plotting world domination – it’s like a mix between a spy movie and a soap opera.

    So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And trust me, you do not want to miss that. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the chaos – because in this world, anything can happen.

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  • BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

    BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

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  • BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense

    BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense

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    join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

    FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ðŸĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate foodie adventure! 🍔ðŸŒŪ🍕

    Join us and embark on a virtual journey around the world to try the most outrageous and bizarre foods imaginable. From deep-fried tarantulas to spicy ice cream, there’s no limit to the culinary craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into food-loving zombies. Will you be brave enough to uncover this deliciously dangerous secret?

    So why wait? Join us now and satisfy your hunger for fun and adventure on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly. ðŸĪŠðŸ―ïļðŸŽŪ

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

    TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

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    come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • IQCraft: BritBrains

    IQCraft: BritBrains

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.

    and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.

    so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BritBlockParty

    BritBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.

    we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.

    join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰ðŸĶ„ðŸŽĪ

    New Minecraft Server
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