Britain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CoalGoneUK Minecraft Server

clean energy, Emissions, Closure, renewable energy, Britain

lol, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the end of coal power in the UK by building giant coal power plants in the game! we are all about that retro energy vibe, baby!

imagine mining for coal in the game and feeling like a real-life coal miner from the 1800s. it’s like time travel, but without all the pesky time machines.

we have coal-powered minecarts, coal-powered houses, and even coal-powered pets. everything runs on coal, baby!

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of burning coal for electricity in a virtual world. who needs renewable energy when you have coal, are we right? let’s keep the coal power alive, one block at a time!

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Coal-FreeCraft

coal phase-out, global leadership, end coal power, energy production, environmental impact

lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

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BlockyBrexitTrading

trade agreements, regulations, supply chain, brexit, Exports

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

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NukeCraft: US vs UK vs Russia vs Iran

#classified information, nuclear secrets, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, foreign policy

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we share all our nuclear secrets with Iran? I know, right? It’s like the ultimate spy thriller meets blocky world adventure! Join us and be part of the most top secret server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world domination while building your epic castle. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some explosive fun!

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PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes

LongRange, joint operations, military strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?

join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.

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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!

european allies, national security, military aid, Armed Forces, Defending

LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!

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CraftyBritsArmsBanWarned

weapons trade, Allies, arms sales, security concerns, military cooperation

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a pet pig that can do backflips and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.

oh, and get this, we have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win REAL diamonds in real life. yeah, you heard me right. REAL diamonds. but only if you can defeat the evil chicken boss at the end of the hunt.

plus, our staff is like, super cool and always online to help you out. they even once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone asked.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Minecraft SMP: BritCrafters

British History, Britain, island life, British, edish

Welcome to Nonce Island, where the grass is green, the mobs are mean, and the players are a little bit off their rockers. Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists!

Why should you join Nonce Island, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato on the server, only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the other players. It took a team of brave adventurers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread to defeat the spud monster and save the day.

But that’s not all! On Nonce Island, you can participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “build the most ridiculous thing you can think of.” From giant toilets to flying pigs, the creativity knows no bounds.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the infamous “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most chaos without getting banned.

So come join us on Nonce Island, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen.

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BritsCraft Minecraft Server

BritsCraft, Problem, social media, cyber attack, Technical Difficulties

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Find and befriend this majestic bird and you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and cuddly, but trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Watch out for the exploding sheep though, they tend to get a little… explosive.

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BritCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Britain, British pride, british stereotype, lmao

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

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