Britain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

DissolveCraft, misinformed, Britain, lawmakers, Elons

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

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KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Politics, progress, Unity

so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”

join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.

we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!

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CraftyChristmas Minecraft Server

Military, US, Peace efforts, inhumane, aggression

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Russia attacking Ukraine on Christmas! We got explosions, chaos, and drama like you’ve never seen before! Britain and the US are shook by our intense gameplay, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

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Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Nostalgia, culture, preservation, society, regret

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Stand, Government, Politics, countdown, perspective

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

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Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

dictator, Healthcare, Politics, smp, progress

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

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TalibanTakedownCraft

Asylum, SETTLEMENT, Britain, international relations, Government

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

exaggerating, Misinformation, Server, strength of forces, military strength

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

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Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

SECURITY, geopolitical tensions, MAYHEM, War, Houthis

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

Britain, Yemen, United Kingdom, fighter jets, regional instability

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

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