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MissileCraft: Brits vs Ukraine

#covert operations, arms trade, Britain, Brits, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, Missile System, MissileCraft, SECURITY, shipping containers, Technology, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

ok so like u know how in minecraft u gotta hide ur diamonds from other players right? well on our server, we take it to the next level. we hide missile systems inside shipping containers and u gotta find them to win epic prizes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate missile hunter and save the world from creepers and stuff! also, our server has a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies while wearing a tutu. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience ever! join now or forever be a noob!

Electric Road Warriors

#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6

so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

Crafty Accents Server

Accents, Bradford, Britain, classism, Crafty, crime, cultural bias, discrimination, injustice, Language, Liverpool, London, newcastle, prejudice, Regional accents, Server, social justice, social perception, societal norms, Stereotypes, victimization, Working class

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t judge you based on your accent, mate! if you’re from liverpool, newcastle, bradford, or london, you’re gonna fit right in. we don’t care if you sound like a proper geezer or a posh bloke, everyone is welcome here.

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like hunting down creepers in the underground caves or building a giant castle in the sky. and get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that breathes fire! how cool is that?

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a bloody good time together!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7627	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server

Britain, economic recovery, Future, History, Keir Starmer, KeirCraft, labour party, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, progress, Rebuild, ReBuilding, Rebuilding Britain, Renewal, resilience, Second World War, Server, social justice, transformation, Unity, vision

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”

join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.

we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!

CraftyChristmas Minecraft Server

aggression, Britain, Christmas attack, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmas, Diplomacy, Europe, humanitarian crisis, inhumane, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, violence, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Russia attacking Ukraine on Christmas! We got explosions, chaos, and drama like you’ve never seen before! Britain and the US are shook by our intense gameplay, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Votes:	1196	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Farms Harvested:	286	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

Community, comparison, Content Creator, debate, English, Entertainment, Fans, Gaming, gura, hololive, Is she better than Gura, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, Popular, Server, Skills, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

3DS, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, capcom, collaboration, crossover, Entertainment, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, handheld, lols, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pixelated, Project X Zone, Puns, RPG, sega, strategy, Thread

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	8668	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

arms control, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INGAME, international relations, iran, Iran deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nukes, Politics, power, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

2024 Skilling Competition, Achievement Diary, Chaos, collide, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Diaries, general, Info, Minescape, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, pixels, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, TempleOSRS, twitter, twitter widget, Undead Pirates, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	4249
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	1988
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

#exciting, 28 minute episode, Adventures, animated series, anticipation, Australian, Beloved, Bluey, BLUEYS, cartoon, children’s television, Entertainment, Epic, family show, Fun, kids show, MAYHEM, Minecraft, minute, must see, new episode, Popular, Ready, releases, Today, watch now

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

action-packed, Anime, battle, blocky, boxing manga, Character development, Competition, Endurance, Entertainment, INTENSE, long-running series, Manga, Martial Arts, Neverending, ongoing, perseverance, plot twists, Popular, PunchCraft, serialization, SHONEN, sports, success, Training

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	6683	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

blowing, Cool, criminal, Dangerous, deadly, Destruction, EXTREME, extremist, fear, Fun, HARMFUL, hate, Ideology, intolerant, part, Radical, Respect, Stuff, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorism is not cool, terrorists, threat, unlawful, violent

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchantments Applied:	149	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Emeralds Found:	5467	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

#baubauSings, #LivestreamSchedule, #Moco-chan, #ThreadTemplate, #UnarchivedContent, animelist, baubau, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, grunts, hololive, Livestream, lolz, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, twitter, Ultimate, visualnovel, Vtuber, Youtubechannel

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

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