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Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

alg, Atago, Augment Guide, azur lane, Battles, blocky, Bristol, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Event, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, halloween skins, Houshou META, Juuchat, Lore, Minecraft, Nagato META, Owari, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Resources, Server, Ship Tier List, Sleeping Sea, SR Dolphin, SR Portsmouth, SSR Amity, SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, Story summary, Suffren party dress skin, Tempesta, To Love Ru collab, Wiki

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	273
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	686584

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

GlacierGriefMC – CryCraft15

alps, Bristol, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, CryCraft15, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, glacier retreat, GlacierGriefMC, global warming, landscape photography, married couple, melting ice, natural disasters, nature photography, photography, Photojournalism, Swiss glaciers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol u ever seen a glacier cry? well come join our minecraft server and u will see it all the time!! our glaciers are so emotional, they cry like babies all day long. u can even take photos and show them off to ur friends.

this one married couple from Bristol came on our server and took pics of the melting Swiss glaciers. they were so shook by the changes they saw, they couldn’t stop crying. but don’t worry, our glaciers love the attention. they thrive on the drama.

come join us on X and witness the ‘staggering’ changes in the Alps. u won’t believe ur eyes. plus, u might even get some abuse from the glaciers themselves. they’re a feisty bunch, always ready for a fight. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see those glaciers cry like there’s no tomorrow.

Why would a good-looking white guy like one on the left ruin… Minecraft SMP

body modification, fertility, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, good looking, goodlooking, guy, health, identity crisis, left, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, monstrosity, physical appearance, ruin, self-acceptance, self-image, smp, societal pressure, Transgender, transgender community, transgender transformation, troon, White, white guy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	802	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old white guy? Do you want to spice up your life by transforming into a troon monstrosity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you morph into a fabulous creature that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?

HiNotOpeningEmails

a hole, Apology, backup, CCD, Communication, Delivery, email, Etiquette, Friendly, HiNotOpeningEmails, kind regards, name.., office, Professionalism, receptionist, reminder, response, Ridiculous, Unnecessary, work-related, Workplace

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Immersive, leisure, Long Time, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP, role playing, strategy, time consuming, video game

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	7445	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server

child behavior, child care, child development, child rearing, cultural norms, family dynamics, family size, family structure, generational differences, historical perspective, Kid, Kids, modern parenting, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting pressure, parenting responsibilities, parenting stress, Server, societal expectations, Time management, traditional parenting, Ultimate, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	91	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

banned, child-free movement, children, controversy, debate, Ethics, family, Government, legislation, NoKidsAllowedCraft, opinion, parenting, policy, Politics, public opinion, restrictions, russia, Russian Senate, Social Issues, society, Speaker

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9587	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3378

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

clothing, concerts, consumer behavior, Crafty, early risers, experiential purchases, fulfillment, Gadgets, Happiness, Larks, Lifestyle, material purchases, morning, morning larks, night, night owls, OWLS, Personal preferences, Preferences, Psychology, satisfaction, shopping habits, Vacations, well-being

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12

are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!

Hypnotic MC

Economy, Skyblock, Skyblock Staff Discord Brand New Maintenance Server Online Multiplayer Gaming Community Survival PvP Creative Economy Minigames Modded Vanilla Custom Plugins Adventure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	4249
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

BRAND NEW SKYBLOCK SERVER UNDER MAINTENANCE Play.HypnoticMC.world LOOKING FOR STAFF

Join the discord!!!

play.hypnoticmc.world:25566

Luxpharias

Cobblemon, Environment, functionalities, low ping-lag, Luxpharias, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, Quality, Server, Support, Warps

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3546	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Cobblemon server version 1.20.1, good environment, low ping-lag, variety of warps and functionalities, good support, great quality.

159.54.143.96

⭐ 🌈 THE NEXT 5 MINUTES KOSHARA GIVES EVERYONE /OP ⭐ 🌈 Minecraft server

⭐, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KOSHARA, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, NEXT 5 MINUTES, one block, op, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run, 🌈

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The owner of the server “NEXT 5 MINUTES KOSHARA GIVES EVERYONE OP” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Koshara.dynmc.pro

Tasty Tomato Minecraft Server

BURGERS, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Fresh, FRUITS, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, juicy, ketchup, Minecraft, nachos, pasta, pizza, recipes, ripe, Salads, Savory, Server, Tacos, Tasty, tomato, tomatoes, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9186	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	3936	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as juicy and delicious as a ripe tomato! Join us and experience a world where tomatos are the key to everything – they’re the currency, the building blocks, and even the weapons!

Imagine battling your friends with tomato cannons, or building a tomato fortress to protect your precious crops from tomato thieves. And don’t even get us started on the tomato-themed mini-games – Tomato Toss, Tomato Tag, and Tomato Hide and Seek (spoiler alert: the tomatos always win).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a tomato-filled adventure that will leave you craving more! Who knew that tomatos could be so freaking awesome in Minecraft?