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HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9416	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	357298	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Items Found:	6886
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!