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Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1270	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	8375	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	3249
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6938	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	3956
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	1353	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Votes:	2966
Enchantments Applied:	285	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉