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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9583 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.