HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	1793	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	56	Star Shards Collected:	56
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	212391	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Towns Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

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