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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 987 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.
But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!