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SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5925	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

0.14 patch notes, ammo charts, arena website, change list, collide, CREEPERS, Discord, EoD, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, inertia nerfed, limb penetration, new patch, newfags, official SPT, Old thread, P2W rugpull trailer, PMCs, quest tracker, rework of armor, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, tarkov needs website, TarkovCraft, trve believers edition, written guide

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8415
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.

Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Aaaand dropped’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the ground is made of marshmallows and the sky is filled with flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie the night away with your new llama friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches before the evil sea cucumbers get to it first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for those sneaky dancing llamas!

TailWindSea – We are waiting for you Minecraft server

Communication, Corruption, Custom Music Plugin, Development, Drinks Plugin, elections, emotions, Entertainment, Hidden Nicknames, Interaction, Intrigues, LICENSED, Management, president, resource pack, rp, Vanilla, VOICE, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	458025	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

TailWindSea is a unique private RP Vanilla server where you definitely won’t be bored! We tried to make the most comfortable, interesting and diverse server, where the main thing is the interaction of players, communication, entertainment and development!

Server management – on our server, the players have complete internal power! Management is carried out by the president, in which any player on the server can become! Intrigues, voting, elections, corruption – everything so that you have maximum opportunities to break into the server elite!

Our server is based on vanilla with small additions such as:

->Plugin for drinks!

->Plugin for custom music inside Minecraft!

->Voice in the game and emotions!

->Hidden nicknames, immerse yourself in RP!

->Fully licensed server without registration!

->Beautiful resource pack for a bunch of renamings!

We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us! Write your request in discord to get on the whitelist – we are waiting for everyone!)

play.tailwindsea.net

The Crafty Table: Where even the creepers have better table manners than your friends! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Community, convenience, Crafty, CREEPERS, Democracy, Discord, Feedback, Friends, influence, INN, key links, Manners, Meetings, mvp, outstanding players, Overhaul, Planet MC, Plugins, proposals, reviews, Semi Vanilla, Socialising, Staff, Survival, Table

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

About TCT:
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table!
We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms and there is a nice cozy inn to rest up in on your first night if you need it.

Features:
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
– Lands
– Worldguard
– Multiverse
– Chat feelings
– Gsit
– Dynmap

What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host monthly reviews of our staff where you can give feedback on what we do well and can do better, alongside an MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

FAQ

1. What type of server is The Crafty Table?

The Crafty Table is a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with its own creative world.

2. What makes The Crafty Table unique?

One of the biggest unique features of The Crafty Table is its democracy on the server, allowing players influence over the world and server decisions.

3. How often are community meetings held?

Community meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT on our Discord server.

4. Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

Yes, players can suggest changes or additions to the server through the Discord server and proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

5. How can players give feedback on the staff?

Players can give feedback on the staff during the monthly staff reviews and also participate in the MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.

Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	4012
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

Creepers and Cuties Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with diamonds for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are said to bring good luck and fortune to whoever befriends them. So come join our server and be the envy of all your friends with your own rainbow llama companion.

And last but not least, our server is known for its epic dance parties that happen every Saturday night. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves in our virtual club. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Cupid’s Chokehold SMP: Where Cupid’s aim is as bad as a skeleton’s in the dark.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	4387
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	210

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Voice chat/proximity chat	Ability to communicate with other players in-game.
Set homes/tpa requests	Convenient teleportation options for players.
Promenade + William Wyther’s expanded ecosphere for biomes	Enhanced biomes for diverse exploration.
Yung’s better collection	Improved items and resources collection.
Sandwichable	Build and enjoy delicious sandwiches in-game.
Plushie mods	Fun and cute additions with plushie mods.
Backpack mods	Convenient storage options with backpack mods.
Artifacts	Discover and collect artifacts in the game.
Discord server	Community hangout space outside of Minecraft.
Let’s do collection	Engaging activities and items for players.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out a quick form mentioned in the overview to see if you’d be a good fit, then you’ll receive the modpack and server info.

Q: When was the server created?

A: The server was built on 4/21/2024.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Rules and guidelines will likely be provided once you join the server through the form submission.

Q: Is the server active and welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, the server is looking for active and friendly players to build a community with.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: You can find the server IP at 147.135.30.170:25688.

Vault hunters 3 Server VS Hypixel

Active, Adventure, Community, Dedicated, discussion, Economy, enthusiasts, Epic, Experience, FTB, Hub, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, PvE, Raids, Server, Staff, strategy, top tier, vibrant, voice channels, zero lag

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Feature	Hypixel	Vault Hunters 3 Server
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft server player bases	Active community of modded Minecraft enthusiasts
Server Performance	Occasional lag spikes due to high player traffic	Zero-lag servers for a smooth gameplay experience
Game Modes	Wide variety of minigames and modes	Focus on the Vault Hunters 3 modpack
Community Engagement	Active forums, events, and community channels	Lively discussions, voice channels, and Vault raid strategies
Staff Support	Dedicated staff members for player assistance	Dedicated staff ensuring smooth experience

FAQ:

1. Which Minecraft server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for having one of the largest Minecraft server player bases.

2. Which server offers a smoother gameplay experience with zero lag? – The Vault Hunters 3 Server is renowned for its zero-lag servers, providing a smooth gameplay experience.

3. Does Hypixel offer a variety of game modes and minigames? – Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes for players to enjoy.

4. What is the primary focus of the Vault Hunters 3 Server? – The Vault Hunters 3 Server focuses on the Vault Hunters modpack, catering to modded Minecraft enthusiasts.

5. How do the two servers engage with their communities? – Hypixel engages with its community through forums, events, and community channels, while the Vault Hunters 3 Server offers lively discussions, voice channels, and strategies for Vault raids.

6. Do both servers have dedicated staff for player support? – Yes, both Hypixel and the Vault Hunters 3 Server have dedicated staff members ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player.

CraftyMcCraftFace

Anime, Band of the Hawk, BETRAYAL, Bewzewk, casca, character analysis, controversy, CraftyMcCraftFace, dark fantasy, did Griffith do nothing wrong, eclipse, FANTASY, golden age, griffith, guts, Manga, moral ambiguity, questionable actions, Redemption, Revenge, sacrifice

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	4953
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We believe that Griffith did nothing wrong and we embrace chaos and mayhem at every turn.

Join our server if you want to build a giant statue of Griffith as your spawn point, or if you want to roleplay as a member of the Band of the Hawk. We have special events where players can reenact the Eclipse and see who can survive the longest.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to summon demons and sacrifice villagers for special rewards. And if you’re feeling particularly evil, you can even betray your friends and join the God Hand for ultimate power.

So come join us on our server and let your inner Griffith shine through! Just remember, there are no rules here except one: Griffith did nothing wrong.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Craft’ Without ‘Lol’

Companionship, Craft, Crafty, cultural imperialism, discrimination, diverse motivations, Exotic, harmful stereotypes, hypersexualized, lol, love, McCraftface, power imbalances, prejudices, race fetishization, racial differences, Server, societal expectations, societal racism, Spell, Stereotypes, submissive, Superiority, White Male Asian Female, white male dominance, white privilege, WMAF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where WMAF stands for “We Make Awesome Forts”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building the craziest forts you can imagine with your fellow players.

Forget about race fetishization and cultural imperialism, on our server, the only thing we’re dominating is the leaderboard with our epic fort-building skills. Asian female, white male, purple alien – it doesn’t matter, as long as you’re ready to have a blast and show off your creativity.

Some say our forts are so impressive, they could rival the Great Wall of China. Others claim that playing on our server has brought them true love and companionship, regardless of their background. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate while crafting the ultimate fortress together.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where stereotypes are left at the door and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft world with us on WMAF – the only server where diversity is celebrated and fun is guaranteed!