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LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Night Skies:	2

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	350059
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	9757	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	1981
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising