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BlockyWisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4851
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Items Found:	5121	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	461
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	144	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Animals Bred:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	3365	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!