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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • RU-5 – Best vanilla server with VoiceChat Minecraft server

    RU-5 – Best vanilla server with VoiceChat Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    map: http://fr1.aurorix.net:25662/

    ru5.mspt.xyz

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  • Echo Isles

    Echo Isles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Echo-Isles
    Server Start Date 10/31/2024
    Features
      • SMP gameplay
      • Setting homes
      • Teleporting
      • Economy
      • MCMMO
      • Quality of life plugins
      • Bedrock Support
      • PvP features
      • Kit PvP
    Server Support Welcoming and strong community
    Server Address Echo-Isles.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Is the server pay to win?

    No, the server is not pay to win. Donations are appreciated to support the server, but do not provide any unfair advantages.

    2. How can I connect using Bedrock?

    You can connect using bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786 to play on the server using Bedrock edition.

    3. What PvP features are available on the server?

    The server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates that spawn every hour. Kit PvP is also available for players.

    4. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rollin Up MineCraft 1.20.5

    Rollin Up MineCraft 1.20.5

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    Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper on steroids.

    We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, I’m talkin’ crazy weapons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon that spits fireballs at your enemies.

    And get this, our spawn area is like a freakin’ Disneyland for blockheads, with roller coasters, mini-games, and even a dance floor where you can bust a move with your pixelated pals.

    But wait, there’s more! We host weekly build competitions where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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  • NachoLoverNot SMP

    NachoLoverNot SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?

    So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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