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FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Enchantments Applied:	163
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	227	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1337	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3513	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4952	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	9932
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	4365	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?