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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4284 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.
