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BrideCraftHairHide

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	5536
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3930
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5085
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	365656	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.