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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8689 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6104 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
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