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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6618 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”
and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
