we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.
so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
| Who are we? | We are a new SMP in our first season aiming to include everyone. When joining you can expect a warm welcome and lots of fun community activities. Right now there are only a few players, however hopefully we can get some more soon. |
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| What are we trying to achieve? | In our fun, friendly, and non-violent Hermitcraft-like SMP, we aim to cultivate a vibrant and welcoming community where players can express their creativity and collaborate on ambitious projects. Our primary goal is to provide a safe and enjoyable environment where everyone can build, explore, and share their creations without the fear of griefing or unprovoked hostility. We encourage teamwork, resource sharing, and the development of complex builds that showcase individual and collective talents. By fostering a spirit of camaraderie and respect, we hope to create a server where lasting friendships are formed, and players can immerse themselves in the joy of Minecraft, knowing that their hard work and creativity will be appreciated and preserved. |
| Requirements to join: |
Discord: https://discord.gg/hhw4bxFd |
| Datapacks | Multiplayer sleep |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and fill out the Google Forms linked above.
The server aims to create a vibrant and welcoming community where players can express their creativity and collaborate on ambitious projects in a non-hostile environment.
No, griefing and unprovoked hostility are strictly prohibited on the server to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.
Players can participate in community events, build intricate projects, and engage in teamwork and resource sharing to create a dynamic and collaborative gameplay experience.
Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?
But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!
Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!
Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!
Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!
Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!
But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!
So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!
Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!
So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.
Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?
Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.
So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?
Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.
Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!