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CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Yearscome join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down! -
MoldovaBribeCraftEU
bribery, bribery scandal, Citizens, Corruption, corruption scandal, eastern europe, EU, EU Membership, european union, foreign relations, Government, influence, international affairs, Manipulation, Moldova, MoldovaBribeCraftEU, Moldovan citizens, Politics, russia, russian interference, scandalYo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down! -
Blocky Edge Cases
acne, acne treatment, beauty, Beauty Tips, blackhead removal, Blackheads, blocky, Cases, clear skin, clogged pores, Dermatology, edge, exfoliation, facial cleansing, facial treatments, healthy skin, oily skin, pore cleansing, self-care, skin care, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare tipsYo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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Boomer Minecraft Server
acceptance, age, aging, boomer, coming out, discrimination, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, personal growth, queer, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal expectations, StereotypesAre you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before! -
NoBoyfriendNoTag
airtag, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Carry, Communication, control, Controlling, INDEPENDENCE, location, narcissist, NoBoyfriendNoTag, overprotective, privacy, refusing, relationship, Safety, track, TrustWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.
Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?
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RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions
bad judgment, blunder, disastrous choice, error, Failure, Folly, hindsight, hindsight bias, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, personal growth, poor choice, poor decision making, regret, RegretCraft, self reflection, setback, smp, unfortunate decision, worst decision, WorstDecisions, wrong turnHave you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected! -
WeirdlyHotCraft
Allure, Alluring, attractive, BIZARRE, Captivating, Curious, eccentric, Fascinating, Intriguing, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyHotCraftAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!
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RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server
Arguing, commanding officer, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, deaths, discipline, fate, Military, Minecraft, Predict, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, RedstoneRascals, regret, russia, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers, Tension, Tragedy, Warcome join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions! -
NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard
aggression, ARMS, backyard, BUILD, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, political leaders, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, trudeau, Ukraine, War, Western AlliesSo, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a war zone up in here! Trudeau be all like “Ukraine gonna strike deep into Russia with NATO arms” and Putin be like “war is comin’!” But don’t worry, on dis server, you can build epic bases and defend against crazy attacks from other players. Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!