BrexitBlox Minecraft Servers

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  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

      • Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

      • Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

      • Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

      • Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

      • Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

      • Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alysia SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Alysia SMP
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
    Focus Player communication and player-driven experience
    Mods
      • Proximity voice chat
      • Farmer’s delight
      • Small content updates
      • QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

    2. Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

    4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

    The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

    5. How many players are usually online at a time?

    Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMineBrainz

    CraftyMineBrainz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

    So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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