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  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

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    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

    1. Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

    2. Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

    3. Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

    4. Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

    5. Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

    6. Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

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  • UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

    UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

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  • Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

    Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Addressplayctc.us
    DescriptionA minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is CTC?

    CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

    How do I play CTC?

    To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

    Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

    Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

    Is there a map reset in CTC?

    Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

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  • Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

    Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    Large player baseCan be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of minigamesCan experience lag due to high player count
    Regular updates and eventsCan feel impersonal due to size

    Mine Down Under

    ProsCons
    Australian server with friendly communitySmaller player base
    Semi-vanilla experienceLimited minigames compared to Hypixel
    Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-LifeMay not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has more players?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

    Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

    Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

    A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

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  • Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

    Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

    Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

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    Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

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  • Play CTC

    Play CTC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

    CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

    Then the map resets and you do it all again.

    108.90.163.139

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  • JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

    JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

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    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

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  • Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

    Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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  • Melon Cloud VS Hypixel

    Melon Cloud VS Hypixel

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    ServerHypixelMelon Cloud
    Pros– Huge variety of minigames and game modes- Active player community- Regular updates and events– No pay to win system- Monthly custom textures- /fly command for all players- Friendly community atmosphere
    Cons– Pay to win elements in some game modes- Can be overwhelming for new players- Large server population can lead to lag– Limited number of game modes- Smaller player base compared to Hypixel- Less frequent updates and events

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is there any pay to win system in place?Hypixel: Some game modes may have pay to win elements.Melon Cloud: No, everyone has a fair shot at fun.
    Are there any unique features on the server?Hypixel: Offers a huge variety of minigames and game modes.Melon Cloud: Provides monthly custom textures and /fly command for all players.
    How is the player community on each server?Hypixel: Active player community, but can be overwhelming for new players.Melon Cloud: Friendly community atmosphere where players aim to make everyone feel at home.
    Are there regular updates and events on the servers?Hypixel: Regular updates and events.Melon Cloud: Less frequent updates and events compared to Hypixel.

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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Madness

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    We’ve got more updates than a Windows computer on patch Tuesday! Our latest version 2.2 will have you saying “Then Wake to Weep” when you see all the new features and content we’ve added. And don’t even get us started on our Aventurine Trailer, where you’ll get “The Golden Touch” of pure awesomeness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Myriad Celestia Trailer will have you wishing you had wings to fly through all the epic adventures waiting for you on our server. And with characters like Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval, you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and quests to conquer.

    Plus, our new Firefly and Jade banners will have you feeling like a true Minecraft master with their powerful abilities and epic skills. And don’t forget to check out our web event, “The Astral Express Annual Trailblaze Report,” where you can earn exclusive rewards and prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these redeemable codes to unlock even more fun: BTKBH6P47B77ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTALLORNOTHINGGOODFORTUNECHARMEDONELUCKYGAMEMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

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