Brexit Migration MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

UK politics, immigration statistics, uk border control, Brexit outcomes, post-Brexit Britain

Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!
Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!
Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).
Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?
Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!
Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

Dinosaurs, Scientific theory, prehistoric, natural history, genetic similarities

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

momentum, optimal pumping strategy, Friction, skateboarders, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

culture, cleaning, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

Community Outreach, YomaCraft, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, Daily Yomawari Sensei

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

discrimination, monkeys, pitching arm, baseball league, batting average

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

Best Friend, relationships, awkward, Religious, Boyfriend

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, dull hobbies, least fulfilling hobbies, CraftySMPRejects

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

job satisfaction, corporate secrets, company performance, former employer, management style

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ResistanceCraft Server

coordination, iran, ResistanceCraft, MIDDLE EAST, foreign policy

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!