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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ores Mined:	9991
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Votes:	2131	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mines Excavated:	2967

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Votes:	6789	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	4362	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	4495
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!