Crafting Brews and Legends

Beer, beer brands, Legends, best beer, best beer brands

Join Now: You Might Become a Chicken with the Power of Reality!

Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?

Feature	Description
Quantum Creepers	They explode when they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where cats run for president!
Infinite Cows	All cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk.
Portal to Uncooked Salmon	Saving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment!
Time-Loss Emporium	Trade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what time is!
Magical Beer Wizard	He’ll ask you the best brand of beer before giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know?

FAQ: Existential Dread and Other Inquiries

Q: How do I join the server?

A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?

A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged:

“Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”

“Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”

“What is the best BEER?”

Pea-Powered Sour Brews

faster brewing, beer industry, craft beer, food science, brewing techniques

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

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Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

Geopolitics, medieval weapons, president, Towny, town city

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Minecraft Kingdom of Zilla: Where swords clash, kingdoms rise, and mobs level up faster than you can say ‘Brews!’

Vikings, Whitelist, tactical planning, mobs, Swords

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Feature	Description
Different medieval faction types	Kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	Written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system	Based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	You can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/VdcgzxGsrJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, you need to join our Discord server and follow the instructions to be whitelisted.
Are mods required to join?	No, mods are not required to join ZillaSMP.
How big is the map?	ZillaSMP features a 20k by 20k sized map.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, players can create their own kingdoms within ZillaSMP.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed within certain rules and guidelines.

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, same temperature, Warm, Brews, lager

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CanCraft: Brews & Blocks

Beverage, Consumption, FACTORY, Fun, person

Join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are so lit, they party harder than a six-pack of soda reunited in your belly!

We’ve got pigs that can dance the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

Our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning your wildest dreams into reality. Want a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got you covered.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

ZillaSMP Info channel, Game, ZillaSMP, feudalistic, tactical planning

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

Robos Brews Minecraft Server

Server, hang out, celebration, Drinking, ROBÔS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is also home to the legendary Robo Bar, where players can sip on potions made from the tears of creepers and dance the night away with skeletons. Who needs a boring old tavern when you can party with robots?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Robo, he’s already three potions deep and having the time of his life!

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Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server

Server, craft beer, Beer, Fun, leisure

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

Detoxification, Support, DrunkCraft, inpatient, bored

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

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