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Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ores Mined:	2020
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	6971
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	120	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Dimension Hops:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	782	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!