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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7249 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!
And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!