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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	7108
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	228	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	333837
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Star Shards Collected:	193	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5990

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	219
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	3547
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	296	New Chunks Explored:	973460
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	178	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.