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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2449 | Mines Excavated: | 2077 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
