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DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7877	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Votes:	6662	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	1864

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	241
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4499	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Emeralds Found:	846	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	344856	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!